eric cartman

who needs friends when you have pizza?

slaphat:

slaphat:

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

Mar 23

6 years ago

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jewfroflovski:

kingcxrtman:

jewfroflovski:

Damn dude.. I had no idea. I kind of don’t even know what to say? Since when??

For a while now… Eh, it doesn’t matter.

It doesn’t?

Probably not. It’s not like you care.

Mar 23

6 years ago

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jaycefuckingmoney-deactivated20 asked Cartman I think I lost my hat in ur fat folds

ericnkyle:

kingcxrtman:

ericnkyle:

kingcxrtman:

ericnkyle:

fuhrercartman:

Don’t be an asshole.
Besides, why would I want your shitty hat?

Dude I’m serious. Last time I stayed over with the guys I couldn’t find my hat and I left without it.

Well I’m fucking hygienic and I haven’t seen your ugly hat. You look better without it. You should be thanking me.

Was that a compliment I just heard?

Don’t read too far into it, dumbass.

You sure you don’t have it?

Fucking positive.

jaycefuckingmoney-deactivated20 asked Cartman I think I lost my hat in ur fat folds

ericnkyle:

kingcxrtman:

ericnkyle:

fuhrercartman:

Don’t be an asshole.
Besides, why would I want your shitty hat?

Dude I’m serious. Last time I stayed over with the guys I couldn’t find my hat and I left without it.

Well I’m fucking hygienic and I haven’t seen your ugly hat. You look better without it. You should be thanking me.

Was that a compliment I just heard?

Don’t read too far into it, dumbass.

dthm