eric cartman

who needs friends when you have pizza?

fuhrercartman asked "Hey, poor boy. Wanna make out?" Eric asked with a smirk.

kenny-mccordick:

“Hm?” Kenny raises a brow at the other, cheeks turning pink. The two had made out before, but it was a pretty rare thing for Cartman to come up and just ask directly. “Someone’s feeling horny,” He says, and gives a smirk. “I always like making out with you, dude.”

“It’s your birthday. Consider this my gift to you,” he rolled his eyes, “Of course we could always just go out on a date or something. When was the last time you’ve been out to dinner? I was thinking Casa Bonita, tonight at six.” This was an incredibly nice gesture, and Eric was going to play it off as no big deal. In truth, he had planned out what to do for Kenny’s birthday months in advance. He’d never really been there for Kenny or done anything for him over the years. Maybe this wouldn’t be too bad? Plus, Casa Bonita was delicious.